The interent trolls

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*An army chat room*

Kookieguy75: So guys, who is your bias?

Chimchimy37!: Mine is Jimin!

Lilmewomewo7: Suga

Rminlove93: Mine is Namjoon

Bob: My bias is the asian one. Although they all look alike. And gay. Especially that Taehyung guy. I bet he loves lamps that are shaped like a dick.

..........

Kookieguy75: HOW DARE YOU?!!!

Chimchimy37: GET OUT OF HERE, YOU ASSHOLE!

Lilmewomewo7: Honestly, what's wrong with you?

Rminlove93: You're an ignorant pig, shut tf up-

*Meanwhile, in the bangtan house*

Jungkook: Tae, you HAVE to stop doing this

Tae: Why? It's so funny!

Jungkook: Yeah, but I mean.... Bob?

Tae: I always liked the name Bob. Oh, come on, you gotta admit it's a little funny. Plus, they're so sweet, defending us like that from those trolls.

Jungkook: But... You ARE the troll.

Tae: EXACTLY.

Jungkook: Wait, what? I'm confused. I don't get it. Also, it's kind of wrong.

Tae: I guess it is....
........

Tae: ................ Wanna join me?

Jungkook: .............. Yes.

*Fifteen minutes later, in the chat room*

Bob: BTS are gays!!!

Charlie: And they smell like burnt potatoes!

Bob: Hahaha, it's true!

Charlie: Yeah, their breath must smell terrible, especially Taehyung's!

Bob: You-

Bob: Well, Jungkook's hair looks like a wet towel!!

Charlie: So does Taehyung's dog!

Bob: Strawberry milk IS better than banana milk!

Charlie:

Charlie:

Charlie: Taekook is a shitty ship.

Bob: YOU LITTLE- YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Charlie: NEVER!!!!

*The next day, at the bangtan house*

Namjoon: Are they not talking AGAIN?

Jimin: Yep.

Namjoon: What was it this time?

Jimin: something about a guy named Bob, ship wars and Tae's dog.

Namjoon:........ What does that even MEAN?

Jimin: I don't even know anymore



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