Me: Okay, I need to think.... What should I do for my 4,000 reads special? Should I continue with the Taejin fanfics, or-
Tae: YES!
Jin: Oh HELL NO. If you do another Taejin fanfic, I'll quite.
Me: Quite what?
Jin: I don't know, but it will be BAD.
Tae: Don't listen to him!! People love the Taejin fanfics!
Me: Sorry, Tae, but I don't want Jin to lose his shit again. But what can I write about?
Yoongi: How about writing your own lyrics to one of our songs?
Me: Hey, that's actually a really good idea, Yoongi! What song did you have in mind?
Namjoon: Yoongi, I know what you're going to do, so don't you DARE-
Yoongi: - Alexa, play 'expensive girl'.
Namjoon: GODAMNIT, YOONGI-
