Tae: Jin hyung, why didn't you agree to kiss me in that interview we had?
Jin: That was so long ago, why are you just mentioning it now?
Tae: answer the question.
Jin: Tae, this topic makes me really uncomfortable-
Tae: Oh, just admit it - you didn't want to kiss me because you think I'm not handsome enough!
Jin: what? Tae, we're FRIENDS, do you really want us to kiss?
Tae: DON'T AVOID THE QUESTION!
Jin: FINE! I didn't want to kiss you because to me, a kiss is an act of affection and intimacy, and it MEANS SOMETHING, so I won't do it in front of an audience, especially not when I'm pressured into it, and ESPECIALLY not when it is for the entertainment of others. I'm okay with hugging, and holding hands, and having fun, and yeah, even kissing- but only when it's on MY terms, and when it's MY decision, and I'll never do it just to please other people. Okay?
Tae: wow..... So, you don't think that I'm ugly?
Jin: of course not!
Tae: Do you think I'm handsome?
Jin: Girl, you know I think you're thicc as hell.
Tae: Oooh, gurllllll-
Jin: GUUUURL-
Tae and Jin: GUUUUURL