Yoongi: Hobi, do you think that this hair colour makes me look like a dick?
Hobi: What?? No! Why would you think it makes you look like a dick?
Yoongi: I don't know, someone commented that on one of my pictures... People say that I seem cold and unfriendly, and I really try to seem more nice and approachable, but maybe I just look like a dick....
Hobi: Min Yoongi, don't you dare talking about my soulmate like that! You're the most perfectest and awesomest and handsomest lil' kitten in the whole godamn world, and if anyone tells you differently, remember that they're probably jealous of you, because you're freaking Min Yoongi - my love, my life, the person I share my sprite with.
Yoongi: Oh my god, baby! That's so sweet, I love you so much
Hobi: I love you too
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Yoongi: You never share your sprite with me though
Hobi: Okay, but I always let you have a sip
Yoongi: Yeah, once a year, when you go to the dentist and you're not allowed to eat pr drink anything sweet
Hobi: Yeah, okay, but at least I let you drink it all and I never complain!
Yoongi: Babe, last year you grabbed my can of sprite and tried to make a run for it-
Hobi: ----------Well, it's the thought that counts
