Jimin: Guyyyys, help! Hobi's birthday is in a week, and I don't know what to get him! What did you buy for him? Maybe it'll give me ideas
Jungkook: I bought him a year's supply of sprite
Namjoon: I got him ten different gift cards for his favourite stores
Tae: I got him a GIGANTIC lollipop. It's a special kind of lollipop that you can lick for months without it getting gross
Jin: I ordered him a home buffet of all his favourite dishes
Jimin: Wow, your gifts sound amazing. I still can't think of anything though. Yoongi hyung, what did you get for him?
Yoongi: I can't tell you what it is.
Jimin: Pleaseee? I really need inspiration
Yoongi: I can't say it out loud.
Jimin; What? Why?
Yoongi: Because there are children present.
Everyone: EWW!!!!!!
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Jungkook: Ohhhh, I get it now, you got him luxurious socks, right?
Yoongi: Ummmm-
Namjoon: SURE, Kookie, that's exactly what he meant
Jungkook: Oh, MAN! I should've thought of that-
