It is the night of Tae's birthday. Hobi and Jimin are guiding Tae, who is blindfolded, to the living room.*
Jimin: We're almost there. Are you sure you can't see through the blindfold?
Tae: Yep. All I see is orange. And pickles. Wait, where did you found a blindfold with this pattern?
Jimin: I didn't it's Hobi's
Hobi: Yeah, by the way, I still haven't forgiven you for tearing my shirt for this
Jimin: Come on, I said I was sorry. Plus, I needed a cheap piece of fabric and had no time to get a real blindfold
Hobi: Cheap? This shirt cost me 100 dollars! And you didn't have to TEAR it!
Jimin: Oh, honey, SOMEONE had to. I mean, don't get me wrong, your fashion choices are brave…. But not wise
Hobi: BITCH –
Jimin: Anyways, Tae, are you ready?
Tae: Yes!! I'm so excited!
Hobi: Alright, on three. One, two, three-
*Jimin removes the blindfold from Tae's face.*
Tae: WOW!! Look at this meal!! And the decorations are so pretty, and – wait. Is that….
Jin: It's a bouncy house, yes, but maybe we should wait until you open your presents-
Tae: BOUNCY HOUSE!!!!!
Jin: - forget I said anything. Let's bounce!
Yoongi: I think I'll pass, bouncing for too long makes me feel sick
Tae: Oh…….
Yoongi: ………….But the nausea is part of the fun, right? I'm in
Tae: Yey!!!! Everybody, let's jump together!
Jungkook: right behind you!
Namjoon: Oh god, I think I might be too tall for this
Jungkook: Nah, it'll be fine
*an hour later*
Jungkook: So Namjoon hyung fell down from the bouncy house and his watch tore a hole in the rubber which made the bouncy house lose its air – so what? It doesn't mean it's not SAFE-
Jin: -Baby, are you okay??
Namjoon: Yessss, I'm finnneeee, girl, there's nothing to be worried abouuttttttt………………………….. Hahahaha, yeah, I think I might have a concussion
Hobi: God, should we go to the hospital?
Namjoon: NO! This is Taehyungie's birthday party, and we're going to stick to the plan and go on with our evening, even if it gets us killed!! Understood?
Yoongi: Seems a bit extreme, but-
Namjoon: THAT'S AN ORDER FROM YOUR LEADER! SIT YO ASSES DOWN AND HAVE FUN, GODAMNIT! AND COULD SOMEONE GET ME AN ICE PACK AND SOME GRAPE JUICE, PLEASE? THANK YOU
*everybody sits and they starts eating.*
Jungkook: Tae, do you like that edible glitter?
Tae: Yeah, it's great
Jungkook: It was my idea-
Jin: AHEM-
Jungkook: Well, technically it was Jin's idea, but I'm the one who made it happen because I paid for it-
Jin: Still no-
Jungkook: Okay, FINE, Jin paid for it too, but I helped pouring it into the pretty cups
