Jungkook: Babe, we haven't been really careful lately - I think that armys are starting to notice that we're together
Jimin: Yeah, you're right... But what could we possibly change about our behaviour?
Jin: Oh I don't know, you could start with not KISSING EACH OTHER'S NECKS in front of millions of people
Jimin: What? Kissing someone's neck isn't ROMANTIC, I do it to Namjoon hyung all the time
Namjoon: Yeah, that's really weird, Jimin
Jimin: It is?? Man, that explains why all of those people were claiming I was flirting with them. So many restraining orders
Namjoon: ............. Please tell my you're joking.
Jimin: SURE........
Namjoon: GODAMNIT, Jimin!!-
Jimin: Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
............
Jimin: But we all know that you like my kisses, Namjoon hyung-
Namjoon: THAT'S IRRELEVANT-
