Jin: guys, we should go out tonight.
Namjoon: I was kind of hoping to get some sleep.
Jimin: wow, sleeping... Haven't done that in a while.
Jungkook: what did you have in mind, Hyung?
Jin: I don't know, but I feel like we don't do anything fun anymore- at least not as a group. I know it's been a busy couple of months, but I thought it would be nice if could go for a walk and eat out or something. So... What do you think?
Namjoon: alright, let's do it.
Yoongi: I'm out. I have a lot of shit to do-
Hobi: -I'll go!
Yoongi: -but quality time with my band mates is way more important, obviously-
Jimin: yeah, OBVIOUSLY-
Yoongi: shut up. Anyway, yeah, I'll go too.
Jimin: okay, I never really sleep anyway. I'll join.
Jungkook: yeah, me too.
*Everybody looks at Tae.*
Tae: yeah, no.
Jin: what?? But you always want us to go on adventures together!
Tae: normally I do, yes, but I'm tired, and I need some snuggle time with Yeontan......
Jin: oh....
Tae: BUT! I'll join you guys, on one condition.
Namjoon: what is the condition?...
Tae: you know.
Everyone: oh, god.
*Twenty minutes later. The group is walking in the street. Tae is running around, waving his hands in the air.*
Tae: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Namjoon: did you have to let him drink an entire mini fridge of cherry soda?
Jin: He wouldn't except any other terms. At least it woke him up a little bit-
Tae: I'M A SCANDINAVIAN BUTTERFLY! A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFL-
Namjoon: aaand he ran into a wall
