Yoongi: Oh, shit, everyone went to bed already! I'm the only one who's awake! I can be the first one to wish Hobi a happy birthday! Hahahaha, those idiots, going to BED. It's only 12PM! Okay, what should I upload? I shouldn't upload something too romantic. I don't want people to think that we're together. Hmmm... Oooh, I know! I should I upload that photo of us kissing under a waterfall with the stars as the only witnesses for our eternal love!
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Yoongi: Damnit, I can't find it. I guess I'll write a funny tweet instead. But what should I write though? Hmm... Ooh, I've got it!
'Hey, Hope-ah, happy birthday! Hahahahaha
#HBDhobi #ItsSugaHyung #ImFirstPlace (in wishing you happy birthday) #Dehet (laughter)'
Yoongi: That's PERFECT! I'll upload it right now. I'm a genius. Hahahahahah
Yoongi: ........ Wow, I am DRUNK
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In case anyone was wondering- yes, that was the actual tweet Yoongi posted for Hobi's birthday
I love him so much