Hobi: So....
Me: Yes?
Hobi: Where's my birthday chapter?
Me: I'm working on it
Hobi: It's been four days, how long will it take?
Me: I don't know, but I'm hoping to finish it soon
Hobi: Right, 'soon'. I'll probably be thirty five by the time you'll finish it
Me: Okay, calm down, or I'll tell Yoongi that you're the one who drew whiskers on his face while he was asleep
Hobi: I only did it because it looked adorable!!
Me: Yeah, you're right... I'm sure he won't be mad
Hobi: Really?
Me: LOL no, he'll be pissed AF
Hobi: Damnit
