Jin: I can't believe it, the ONE TIME that we went out, Taehyung had to disappear.
Jimin: you were the one who let him drink all of this soda, hyung. You know that too much sugar drives him nuts.
Jin: well, I didn't think he'd go THAT crazy. Ugh.... I hope he's okay though.
Jimin: I'm sure he's fine. He probably went back home, to snuggle with Yeonta-OOHHH MY GOD.
*Tae is standing on the top of the slide of the playground, wearing nothing but a pair of Donald Duck underwear.*
Tae: Intruders! State your purpose of business, or be gone!
Jin: UMM, Tae? What are you doing up there?
Jimin: I think he might be at peak of the sugar high.
Tae: You dare speak to me?! I am the ruler of all the sacrad lands!
Jimin: yup, definitely a sugar high situation. Fortunately, he's going to come back to his senses in a few minutes. We just need to get him off this slide so he doesn't injure himself.
Jin: okay, let me think. Um.... Oh, mighty king! We cannot hear you from this distance- may you get down here, to the land of the mortals?
Tae: I usually never go down to the land of the mortals, but for my loyal servants, I'll make an exception.
Jimin: I thought that we were Intruders.
Jin: in what world am I a simple servant? I'm AT LEAST queen or a princess -
Jimin: JIN.
Jin: right - oh, my king, let me assist you.
TAE: thank you, servant, but I don't need assistance from an earthly creature such as yourself- even if your beauty is heavenly.
Jin: BITCH, WHO DID YOU CALL AN EARTHLY CREATU- oh, wait, he actually called me beautiful. My beauty really is heavenly, thank yo-
Jimin: JIN!
Jin: RIGHT! Tae, don't move-
Tae: my name is KING KIMTAEHYUNG, you pathetic earth pickle-
*Tae slips and falls from the slide. Jimin and Jin run forward and catch him.*
Jimin: OUCH!
Jin: MY FACE! DID HE HIT MY FACE?
Jimin: you guys are crushing me!
Jin: oh, thank god, my face are okay. Wait, did you just call me fat?
Jimin: NO, Jin hyung, I'm not calling you fat, I'm just asking you to move because you're almost SITTING ON MY FACE!
Tae: I can sit on your face if you want me to.
Jimin: Tae!! It's really you! Did your sugar high go away?
Tae: yeah, finally. Wait, where's everyone?
Jin: they're looking for you. You disappeared on us.
Tae: Oh, crap.... Jin hyung, I'm sorry that I ruined our night together. I didn't mean to.
Jin: it's okay. I shouldn't have let you consume so much sugar. I should have just given up on this quality time thing. Maybe going out is not our thing anymore.
Jimin: No, wait! We found Taehyung, which means we can continue having fun. Let's go back to that burger place.
Jin: Yay!! I'm coming back for you, my beloved cheeseburgers- oh, wait. Tae, we can't go before we find your clothes. Where did you leave them?
Tae: Um, I remember a park and a dog. Wait, it's all coming back to me!That dog was saying some really mean things, so I took off all of my clothes and threw them at him.
Jimin: except for your underwear.
Tae: Oh, these? Yeah.... they're not mine.
Jin: .........
Jimin: ......
Jimin and Jin: wait WHAT-
