When Taekook arguments are getting out of hand

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Jungkook: Cotton candy or lollipops?

Tae: Hmm…. Cotton candy.

Jungkook: Pasta or pizza?

Tae: Pasta! Wait, no. Pizza.

Jungkook: Hobi's forehead or Yoongi's smile?

Tae: Wha- oh, come on, this is an impossible choice!

Jungkook: Okay, okay, here's an easy one – banana milk or strawberry milk?

Tae: Oh, it IS easy – strawberry milk, of course. Banana milk is alright, but it has a weird after-taste, and it's just not as good.

Jungkook: ………………………………..………………..Apologize.

Tae: What? Why would I apologi-

Jungkook: Take it back and apologize, now.

Tae: …………….. No.

Jungkook: Apologize.

Tae: No.

Jungkook: APOLOGIZE.

Tae: NO.

Jungkook: APOLOGIZE!!-

Tae: NO!!!!!!

*Two hours later*

Jungkook: A-P-O-L-O-G-I-Z-E-

Tae: N-O-O-O-!-!-

Namjoon: I can't believe they're doing this AGAIN!

Hobi: Well, you better believe it, because I don't think they're planning to stop any time soon. They haven't taken a single bathroom break.

Namjoon: How can they hold it for so long?

Hobi: They asked me to bring them a bucket. 

Namjoon:…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

Namjoon (inhales): JEON JUNGKOOK AND KIM TAEHYUNG! IF YOU WON'T STOP WITH THIS DUMB-ASS ARGUMENT AND GO TO YOUR ROOMS RIGHT NOW, I WILL MAKE SURE THAT THE COMPANY WILL NEVER SERVE US ICE CREAM EVER AGAIN! DID YOU HEAR ME?

*Jungkook and Tae are gone.*

Namjoon: Where did they go?

Hobi: Oh, they ran to their rooms. They ran so fast that they bumped into the wall.

Namjoon: ……………………………….Good. That'll teach them.

Hobi: Well damn

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