Namjoon: Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit-
Hobi: Namjoon hyung, what happend?
Namjoon: Jin's birthday is in four days, and the present I've prepared for him is ruined!
Hobi: What did you get him?
Namjoon: I got us tickets to a vacation at a village where all you do all day is eat, bathe in the lake, and read manga.
Hobi: That sounds great! But what happened to the tickets?
Namjoon: I.... I don't wanna tell you.
Hobi: What? Why?
Namjoon: You'll judge me
Hobi: I wont, I promise! Plus, it can't be THAT bad-
Namjoon: I accidentally blew my nose with the tickets.
Hobi: ........... You what?
Namjoon: I was about to sneeze, and I reached for some tissues, and I accidentally grabbed the tickets and blew my nose with them.
Hobi: And you didn't realize that they didn't feel like tissues?
Namjoon: Well, no-
Hobi: HOW?-
Namjoon: YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T JUDGE ME-
