A quiet night at the bangtan house.

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*A quiet night at the bangtan house. Namjoon and Jin are reading, Hobi, Jimin and Jungkook are on their phones, Yoongi is sleeping on the couch, and Tae is sitting and staring at the air.*

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Tae: Do you think I should I try to push a marker up my butt?

Hobi: Oh COME ON-

Jin: ONE evening, Tae, just ONE EVENING without any weird shit, that's all I asked-

Namjoon: Plus, WHY would you want to push a marker up your butt?! Is it some sort of a weird kink, or are you just bored?

Tae: I WAS JUST THINKING OUT LOUD, DAMN-

Hobi: Do you think you could stop with the crazy, just for tonight? It was a long day, and we're all tired. Please?

Tae: Ugh, FINE

Namjoon: Thank you.

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Jimin: You were wondering whether or not a marker would make your poop glow in the dark, weren't you?

Tae: ......... Maybe

Jungkook: It doesn't actually work though

Tae: Oh, really?

Jimin: Yeah, it doesn't. JK should know, he did try it onc-

Namjoon, Jin and Hobi: WHAT?-

Jungkook: JIMIN I TOLD YOU THAT IN SECRET-

Yoongi (wakes up): Dkdlxmdkd SANTA IS NOT A COMMUNIST, MOTHER- wait, what did I miss?

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