Jovi: Hey Jimin, have you seen my-
Jungkook: DON'T!!!!
Hobi: DAMNIT, JK! You scared the shit out of me!
Jungkook: Sorry, but I just couldn't see you go like this.
Hobi: What? What are you talking about?
Jungkook: Okay. Look at Jimin. What do you see?
Hobi: He's sitting on the couch....
Jungkook: Yes, and?
Hobi: He's watching videos of haircut fails-
Jungkook: Yes, and??-
Hobi: -and he's eating an entire bowl of M&Ms.
Jungkook: Exactly.
Hobi: I still don't understand
Jungkook: If Jimin is watching haircuts fails while eating M&Ms, it only means one thing.
Hobi: Which is?
Jungkook: He's really, really, REALLY pissed off.
Jin: Hey, Jimin, can you watch my animals while I go shopping-
Jimin: DO I LOOK LIKE A BABYSITTER TO YOU?!!! I GET NO RESPECT IN THIS HOUSE! IF ANYONE DARES TO SPEAK TO ME AGAIN, I WILL CUT THEIR DICK OFF, DIP IT IN BARBEQUE SAUCE AND MAKE THEM EAT IT!!! DID I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!!!!!
Jin: .......... Barbeque sauce, really? THAT'S your first choice?
Jimin: JIN HYUNG I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD-
Hobi: NAMJINSUS, he really is scary. Thank you, JK.
Jungkook: Sure.
Hobi: Shouldn't we help Jin hyung, though?
Jungkook: Umm.....
Jimin: -AND INSENSITIVE THAT I HAVE EVER MET, HOW DARE YOU, KIM SEOKJIN, HOW DARE YOU?!!!!-
Jin: I WAS JUST SAYING THAT BARBEQUE SAUCE ISN'T THE MOST ORIGINAL SAUCE OPTION, DAMN-
Jungkook: ........ I'm good. He will be missed
Hobi: Yeah, r.i.p Jin
