Tae: May you pass the salt, please?
Jin: There you go.
Tae: Thanks
Jin: Does anybody want more french toast?
Jimin: Me, please
Yoongi: Okay, are we going to address the elephant in the room?
Namjoon: Nope
Hobi: Nah
Jungkook: Not a chance
......
Yoongi: I'm sorry, but no. This is ridiculous, we need to discuss this-
Jin: Yoongi, I swore that I wouldn't deal with your guys' shit before I've had my morning coffee, and I meant it.
Yoongi: But it's-
Jin: No.
Yoongi: But you can't-
Jin: NO!
Yoongi: But there's a LITERAL ELEPHANT in our fucking living room!! There are SO many questions that needs to be addressed, like - how did it get here? WHY is it here? And most importantly- Taehyung, why the FUCK did you buy an ELEPHANT?
Tae: It was for science purposes
Yoongi: Wait, really?
Tae: LOL no
Yoongi: ....... Tae.
Tae: Well, don't ask questions if you don't want to hear lies
Yoongi: But why would you-
Jin: LISTEN UP! If you won't stop talking about this thing, I will personally shove your heads into that elephant's ass, and then leave you there, forever. Don't talk about this elephant.
Jungkook: .........But Jin hyung, you just did it-
Jin: BITCH DID I ASK-
Jungkook: - I never learn, huh?-
