God: So, what positive qualities would you like to have? Charm, charisma, dance and rap abilities, beauty, a kind heart, a creative mind, overflowing cuteness, sex appeal, dedication, amazing stage presence, an infectious smile, the ability to make everyone happy, swag, incredible energy?
Hobi: Yes
God: No.
Hobi: Please?
God: NO
Hobi: Pretty please, with ice cream and cherries and sprinkles on top?
God: ....Okay fine
Hobi: YEYYYYY-