Namjoon: I can't believe that BEAST had bitten me!
Tae: Don't call him a beast!
Namjoon: Tae, you can't defend him this time.
Tae: What did you expect?! You were the one who grabbed him!
Namjoon: Well, yeah, but I was supposed to get help. It's too bad that SOMEONE got cold feet at the last minute.
Tae: What did you want me to do?! You knew I could never hurt my baby!
Jin: Tae, he's not a baby anymore. You gotta face it. He can't act out, and he definitely can't bite anyone. If this will keep happening, you'll have to get him a leash.
Tae: How about I tie YOU to a leash and see how you like it.
Jin: Girl watch your tone or I swear to Namjesus I'll-
Namjoon: Shhh, be quiet! I think they're done.
*Yoongi, Hobi and Jimin come out of the bathroom.*
Hobi: The deed was done. Come here, boy!
*Yeontan comes out.*
Jimin: Tae, get your dog, will you?
*Tae lifts Yeontan and hugs him.*
Tae: You look so handsome! Yes, you do, yes you do! Do you like the new look, cutie?
*Jungkook comes out of the bathroom.*
Jungkook: Man, those were long two hours. I'm glad we don't need to do this haircut thing for another year.
Everyone: .......
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Namjoon: I can't believe you had BITTEN me-
Jungkook: YOU HAD IT COMING AND YOU KNOW IT-
