Jimin: hobi, I missed you so much! It's so good to see you!
Hobi: Jimin, it's been three days.
Jimin: I know, but still - it's good to have you back.
Hobi: that's really sweet, chim chim, thank you.
*They open the door and get inside their room. Jungkook is standing on Jimin's bed, trying to remove a poster of hobi from jimin's wall. There are at least ten posters of hobi on the wall.*
Hobi: Umm, Jimin, what the-
Jimin: JUNGKOOK I THOUGHT YOU'D BE FINISHED WITH IT BY NOW!...
Jungkook: I thought so too, babe, but it's glued to the wall and it won't come off!
Hobi (looking at the ceiling): wait, you taped posters of me on the CEILING?
Jungkook: well, it's still true! Babe, this is really unhealthy. You need to be able to sleep alone without going crazy. Plus, hobi must be really weirded out, right, hobi?
Hobi: Jimin, I-
Jimin: -oh god, hobi, I'm so sorry-
Hobi:-I LOVE IT!
Jungkook: say what now?
Jimin: you do??
Hobi: I was doing the exact same thing when I was in Daegu! I hanged posters of you on the walls, and at night, I listened to a recording of you breathing before I went to sleep. Yoongi wanted to kill me.
Jimin: omg I did the recording thing too, but I left that part out 'cause I thought it was too weird!
Hobi: OMG Twinsies! Wanna go and buy matching pajamas and then watch videos of fetus jungkook?
Jimin: YOU KNOW I DO!!!!
Jungkook: This is hopeless
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