*A quiet night at the bangtan house.*
Jungkook: I'm hungry. Should I eat now? Hmm... I can't make anything complicated. I'll have some cereals.
*Jungkook goes to the kitchen and makes himself a bowl of cereal. Than he turns around.*
Jungkook: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Tae: AHHHHHHHH!!!!
*Jungkook drops the bowl on the floor.*
Jungkook: Tae, wtf?!
Tae: what? You've never seen a guy walking around while carrying his dog and singing to him?
Jungkook: first of all, no, and second of all- why are you NAKED?!
Tae: Yeontan likes the touch of my skin. It helps him fall asleep. Plus, I get really hot at night, so sometimes I sleep naked.
Jungkook: Doesn't it bother Namjoon?
Tae: maybe, but he doesn't say anything about it. Besides, I never complain when he stays up late reading some weird manga, or when he wakes up in the middle of the night and runs into furniture on his way to the bathroom, so yeah.
Jungkook: Okay. How about that white thing on your face?
Tae: oh, this? It's a face mask.
Jungkook: hm, interesting, because it smells a lot like whipped cream.
Tae:....no it doesn't.
Jungkook: yes it does. Don't try to fool me. Come on- look me on the eyes and tell me that it's not whipped cream.
Tae:..it's not whipped cream.
Jungkook: Yeontan just licked it.
Tae: Damnit, Yeontan! No, I'm sorry. It's not your fault. You couldn't resist this sweet temptation.
Jungkook: so... Are going to explain why did you smear your face with whipped cream?
Tae:............... You know what? I don't owe an explanation. Come on, Yeontan, we're leaving!
Jungkook: Yeontan, blink twice if he's holding you hostage.
Tae: BITCH-
