*A few mysterious tweets from BTS' twitter account.*
"I am a black candy hole, I suck all the sweetness out of the air".
"Bad avocados are an insult to humanity".
"I wish I knew what my face looked like without a nose".
"Avada Kadabra!"
"should I try licking my own elbow?"
"Impossible mission. Thanks".
"WHERE ARE MY THIGHS ANYWAYS CUZ I FEL LIKE I DON'T KNOW".
"MOM? It's me".
"No…. It's ME".
"I wish I knew how to speak korean. Wait.... Annyeonghaseyo?!!"
"I DON'T PEOPLE VERY WELL"
"A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH"
"LOL no one will know it was me, good job, sharpie, now I'm super invisible"
"Wait........ The moon landing was FAKE?!!"
"ALPACAP PARKA ALPACA PARKA ALPACA PARKA - SUCK A D**K, YOU ALPACARKAS PARKA- DAMNIT!!!!!!!!"
Conspiracy theorists armys: These tweets are clues for the upcoming album!!
Shippers armys: No, it's a love confession! The member who tweeted that is obviously sad because he can't reveal his love to the world. These are metaphors for his broken heart!
Armys from other fandoms: No, he's just talking about his love for Harry potter!
*meanwhile, in the bangtan house*
Namjoon: Guys, the Bighit managers are texting me like crazy. Do you know what – wait. Did Jin get drunk and tweeted nonsense again?
Everyone: Yep.
Namjoon: JIN!!
Jin: What?! I didn't realize I was on Twitter, I thought I was texting you!
Namjoon: WHY would you ever think that you were texting me?!
Jin: I DON'T KNOW HOW TECHNOLOGY WORKS, OKAY?-
