Jin: Yoongi, for the last time, don't throw your clothes on the floor!
Yoongi: I didn't.
Jin: oh, yeah? So what are those socks doing there?
Yoongi: They're not mine.
Jin: well, they're not mine either. Wait... Did Hobi spend the night here??
Yoongi: you know Hobi would never leave his socks on the floor. He has an entire closet just for his socks. Sometimes I take nap inside of it. It's really comfortable.
Jin: Okay, you're weird, but forget about that now. If these socks are not yours or mine, then who do they belong to?
Tae: Oh, they're mine.
Jin: OH MY FUCKING GOD-
Yoongi: Tae WTF?! Why were you hiding under Jin's bed?!
Tae: I was playing hide and seek with JK, I think, and then I fell asleep, and then a was a flying panda who ate people and ruled the galaxy- oh wait, the last one might have been a dream. Or maybe... Maybe YOU GUYS were the dream?! Maybe I AM a flying panda?!-
Yoongi: No you're not, you're a weirdo, and you traumatized Jin-
Jin: -he was hiding - under the bed- what if I farted in my sleep?! What if he'll tell people?! They'll make fun of me and call me 'world FART handsome'-
Tae: sorry, I didn't mean to. I should probably go anyway. JK doesn't know I'm here.
Yoongi: wait. He didn't find you until now? He must be worried.
Tae: Nah, he's chill. I'm sure he wasn't worried.
*Suddenly there's a knock on the door. Jungkook opens the door.*
Jungkook: guys, Tae is missing. I think that saesengs might have kidnapped him. I called the police, the FBI is on the way. I also notified the press. We won't stop until we find him.
Jin, Tae and Yoongi: Oh, shit
