Hobi: UUUGH, I have a headache, what should I do?
Jimin: Do you want some aspirin?
Hobi: Yeah, I'd like that, thank you.
Jimin: So what caused your headache?
Hobi: I... Can't talk about it.
Jimin: what? Why not?
Hobi: I promised I wouldn't tell.
Jimin: wouldn't tell what??
Hobi: Ergh, it's just that I promised...
Jimin: Jung Hoseok, we both know that you're the gossip queen. Come on, spit it out!
Hobi: Erggh..... Okay, fine! I'll tell you, but if you'll tell anyone else, you're dead.
Jimin: deal. Yey, drama!
Hobi: It's not really drama, it's just... Well, Yoongi was making a lot of noise last night when I slept at his room.
Jimin: wait, you slept at his room? How did you manage to convince Jin?
Hobi: We didn't have to. He spent the night at Namjoon's room.
Jimin: So where did Tae go?
Hobi: I don't know... Sometimes he just disappears. No one knows where he goes. My theory is that he goes to the roof top to talk to his home planet.
Jimin: ....... Yeah, that sounds about right. Wait, but you didn't finish your story.
Hobi: Right! So Yoongi was making so much noise that he woke me up, and, well... You would never believe what he was doing.
Jimin: what?? Come on, tell me!
Hobi: Do you PROMISE you won't tell anyone?
Jimin: OMG YES!! Just say it, I want to know what he was doing!
Hobi: Well, he was singing karaoke songs. By himself......
Jimin: Wait, that's it? It's not that weird.
Hobi: ......Of Disney princesses.
Jimin: ..... WHAT??! YOONGI WAS SINGING DISNEY SONGS BY HIMSELF?!
Hobi: Jimin shut up!!
Namjoon: wait, did you just say that Yoongi sang disney songs?
Jungkook: HEHEHEHE
Jin: I'm more of an anime theme songs guy, but Disney is good too
Tae: Yoongi, why didn't you invite me after I came back from the roof - AHEM I MEAN WHAT? I NEVER GO TO THE ROOF? WHY SHOULD I? HAHAHA-
Yoongi: Hobi, I'm going to KILL YOU!!
Hobi: Oh SHIT-
