Hobi: So..... Are we going to do a Christmas chapter?
Tae: YAAAAAAAAEEEEEES-
Namjoon: Nope
Tae: NOOOOOOOOOO-
Jimin: Ohhhh, but I already bought sexy Santa underwear for y'all!
Jin: Jimin, go to the corner and think about what you did
Jimin: What - why?!
Jin: Because this is inappropriate and you're ruining the magic of Christmas
Jungkook: I thought that we weren't doing a Christmas chapter
Namjoon: We're not! This is not a Christmas chapter. I can't handle a Christmas chapter, I'm still recovering from thanksgiving
Yoongi: We didn't even have a thanksgiving chapter
Namjoon: It doesn't mean I forgot what you said about my ass while your were drunk, hyung
Yoongi: Would you drop it already-
Namjoon: NEVER-
Yoongi: -But I didn't say that it WASN'T a thicc ass, I just said it wasn't as thicc as Jackson's ass-
Namjoon: NOT ANOTHER WORD, OR YOU SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF NAMBOOTY-
Jimin: Your booty is amazing, hyung, and don't you ever forget it
Jin: Why are you still here? Go to the corner
Jimin: Whhhhyyyy-
Jin: I already told you, you always give us inappropriate gifts and it ruins the magic
Jimin: So what you're saying, basically, is that I've been..... Naughty?
Jin: STOP MAKING EVERYTHING SO SEXUAL!
Jimin: I can't help it, it's a gift from god!!!-
Jungkook: Or should we say, SANTA?-
Hobi: More like the devil, because Jimin is a hoe hoe hoe, amiright?-
Namjoon:- And that wrapps it up!! Merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah, and happy holidays!
Yoongi: ................I said I liked to eyes better than Jackson's-
Namjoon: TOO LITTLE TOO LATE, HYUNG-
