Hobi: Yoongi, hug me
Yoongi: Okay
Jimin: Yoongi, hug me too!
Yoongi: Fine
Tae: Yoongi-
Yoongi: That's enough!! I'm sorry, I'm not trying to be mean, but I've reached my limitation of physical touch for the day, so please respect that.
Tae: Um, I just wanted to ask you buy something for me when you go to the mall today
Yoongi: Oh.... Sorry
Tae: No problem
Yoongi: So what do you need?
Tae: A Yoongi body pillow
Yoongi: ............................ What happened to your last one?
Tae: Well.... You see, it all started when I dipped my dick shaped army bomb in my cereal bowl-
Yoongi: Say one more word, and I'll buy you a new body pillow and use it to suffocate you.
Tae: Fair enough
