Jin: man, I sure love cookies. It's a good thing that I baked chocolate chips cookies today. I'm just gonna leave these freshly baked cookies on the table and go to the bathroom real quick. I hope that no one will touch them until I come back!
*Jin leaves. A second later Jungkook, Tae and Jimin rise from under the table and look at the bowl filled with cookies.*
Jungkook: It's a trap.
Jimin: Of course it's a trap.
Tae: Yeah, but then again - if Jin hyung knew that we were listening, and that we would probably take a cookie, then why would he do it in the first place? Maybe he WANTS us to take a cookie, because he knows how much we love his cookies!
Jungkook: Tae, Jin hyung complains all the time that we eat from his food without asking. He's trying to set up a trap for us to prove that he's right.
Jimin: OR, it's a test. Maybe he wants to see whether or not we can control ourselves. Maybe if we'll be patient and we won't touch the cookies, he'll reward us when he gets back.
Tae: Okay, so what do we do?
..............................
Jimin: Maybe we should grab just one bite-
Tae: yeah, one can't hurt-
Jungkook: Fine, but I'm telling you, it's a trap-
Namjoon: Hey guys, what are you doing?
Jimin, Tae and Jungkook: NOTHING!
Namjoon: Why are you so suspicious looking? Wait, don't tell me. I don't wanna know. Oh, cookies!
*Namjoon takes a cookie. There is an alarm sound. A net falls from the ceiling on Namjoon's head and electrocutes him. He falls on the floor. Jin enters the kitchen, holding a tennis racket.*
Jin: AH HUH! WHO DID IT? WHO DARED TO STEAL MY COOKIES?!
Jimin: * Don't. Make. Any. Sudden. Movments.*
*Tae sneezes.*
Jin: WERE YOU KNUCKLEHEADS TRYING TO STEAL MY COOKIES TOO?! PREPERE TO MEET YOUR PAINFUL DEMISE!
Tae: I'm sorry, guys, I doomed us all!
Jimin: It's okay, Tae! Hey, in case we don't make it - I love you, guys!
Tae: I love you too!
Jungkook: I TOLD you it was a trap, but did you dumb bitches listen?! NOOOOOOO-
