Namjoon: okay, so guys, before we do this interview, we're going to go through a few words that you're not allowed to say whatsoever.
Tae: okay, for the last time, I meant to say "sit down"! It's not my fault that "sit" sounds so similar to shi-
Namjoon: god, no, that's even worse than - no. Swear words are out of the question.
Yoongi: okay, but are we allowed to say words like f**k, s**t, motherf**er, d**k, p***y, c**t, c**k, t**s and *******?
Namjoon: OH MY GOD, NO, YOONGI; These are EXACTLY the words that you can't say at any point. But forget about those for a second. There are a few words that you guys aren't allowed to say. Hobi, you can't say the words 'sprite', 'socks:, and 'fidget spinner'.
Hobi: WHAT-
Namjoom: tae, you're not allowed to say the words 'panda express', 'passion/fashion', and the words 'sit/ city'.
Tae: Oooh, but these are the only English words I likee-
Namjoon: Jimin, there aren't particular words that you can't say, but I need you to stop flirtig with every interviewer we talk to.
Jimin: ohh, but then I'll get bored!....
Jungkook: Um, excuse me?
Jimin: UM I mean, WHAT? me? flirting with people out of bordem? RIDICULOUS-
Namjoon: okay, so Jungkook, you can't say any internet slang or meme stuff, and don't even think about saying the words 'charlie pu'-
Jungkook: CHARLIE PUTH!
Namjoon: -like that. That's EXACTLY what you can't say in an interview. God... So, yoongi, you don't talk that much during interviews, but maybe try to look like you understand what's going on-
Yoongi: Oh, I understand everything, I just choose not to be a part of the conversation 'cause the questions are always dumb as fuc-
Namjoon: forget I said anything. Okay! Jin, your words-
Jin: I know what you're going to say. I can't say 'world wide handsome'. It's not gonna happen.
Namjoon: what? Why not?
Jin: because it's my catchphrase, and it always breaks the ice, and it's also true, and I'd like to speak my truth. Besides, why are you forbidding us from saying these words?
Tae: yeah, what did these words ever do to you?
Namjoon: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I've been translating your lazy asses from day one. None of you learned how to speak English until now, and since I'm the one who translates, I need to hear these words EVERY.SINGLE.TIME, and I'm sick of it. Learn new words, or I swear to god, I will make you all take English lessons during our break.
*Silence*
Jin: .......you know what? Fine. We won't say these words.
Namjoon: THANK you!-
Jin: but! There's one rule. If we can't use these words, you can't laugh.
Namjoon: what? What do you mean?
Jin: that fake, nervous laugh that you use during interviews? You can't use it. You can only laugh if something is truly funny to you.
Namjoon: ......fine. deal.
*One interview later*
Hobi: well, that was an epic fail.
Tae: PANDA EXPRESS! PANDA EXPRESS!
Jin: I think he's stuck.
Namjoon: you guys, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have tried to stop you from using those words. It's a part of who you are, and I love who you are. I love the fact that hobi loves sprite religiously, and I love JK's weird obsession with Charlie Puth, and I love the fact that Yoongi is always making fun of the interviewers in Korean, and I love tae's enthusiasm about panda express, and I love Jin's way of breaking the ice, and It always makes me laugh to see Jimin flirting with the interviewers-
Jungkook: PARK JIMIM, were you really flirting with that interviewer?!
Jimin: NO HABLO COREANO-
