Jin: I'm sorry, could you repeat that?
Police officer: Yes. As I was saying, we spotted these two men walking in the park. The short one was trying to scare children. The other one was running around, screaming something about a dog. When we tried to talk to them, they tried to run away, but then the hyperactive one suddenly stopped, said, "life is meaningless", and laid on the ground. The short one stopped running and tried to lift him up, but he ended up just tearing up his pants, and then he started laughing hysterically and couldn't stop for about half an hour. We had to carry them all the way here.
Jin (sigh): ………………I'm so sorry. Do I need to pay you guys a fine?
Police officer: Are you in charge of these two?
Jin: Unfortunately, yes.
Police officer: Well, I think that's enough of a punishment. Happy Halloween, sir.
Jin: Thank you. Come inside, you two! Namjoon-ah, they're back!
Namjoon: Oh, thank god. When they disappeared at the party last night, I thought I was going to lose it.
Jin: Same here. Hey, listen up! What were you THINKING? Getting so drunk, then disappearing, traumatizing children in the park, and then coming back home at six in the morning, escorted by two COPS! Explain yourself, now.
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Yoongi: I wasn't trying to SCARE the kids, I was just smiling.
Hobi: With a zombie costume.
Yoongi: Pfft.
Hobi: He.
Yoongi and Hobi: HAHAHAHAHAHA-
Jin: THAT'S IT! GO TO YOUR ROOMS RIGHT NOW, OR I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL WAX YOUR THIGHS AND MAKE A CARPET OUT OF YOUR LEG HAIR!!
*Yoongi and Hobi rush to their rooms.*
Hobi: Can I just go to the bathroom real quick? I haven't peed since-
Jin (gets wax out): What was that?
Hobi: NEVER MIND, I'll hold it in
Jin: That's what I thought.
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