Hobi: Are you hearing this?
Namjoon: What are you talking about? I don't hear anything
Hobi: It's the sound of inevitable death, approaching us with its cold, merciless hands, grinning maniacally as it's planning our demise.
Namjoon: .............Are you drunk?
Hobi: Yes I am
Namjoon: Godamnit Hoseok hyung, we have a photoshoot today! Besides, it's 2PM, why are you drunk?
Hobi: I didn't mean to get drunk. Yoongi and I were drinking together, and I was supposed to have sprite, but I think our drinks got mixed up
Namjoon: But how could you not tell that you weren't drinking sprite?
Hobi: I got distracted!
Namjoon: By what?
Hobi: ................. Yoongi was wearing really tight pants, okay?!
Namjoon: Oh my god, you thirsty hoe.
