Namjoon: You are my fire-
Hobi: my one desire-
Yoongi: Believe when I say-
Namjoon, Hobi and Yoongi: That I WANT IT THAT WAY-
Namjoon: TELL ME WHY-
Hobi and Yoongi: Ain't nothing but a heartache-
Namjoon: TELL ME WHY!!-
Hobi and Yoongi: Ain't nothing but a mistake-
Namjoon: TELL ME WHY-
Hobi: I never wanna hear you say-
Namjoon, Hobi and Yoongi: THAT I WANT IT THAT WAY-
Jin: GUYS!! It's 1:00 in the FUCKING MORNIMG! Wha- wait. What are you even doing?
Namjoon: Karaokieing.
Jin: Yeah, that's not a a real word. And why didn't you invite the rest of us?
Hobi: Every week we do a karaoke night without the vocal line, so we could sing without feeling bad about ourselves and our horrible singing.
Jin: But Hobi, you and Namjoon are good singers, and Yoongi, well.... He's very cute, I guess-
Yoongi: Shut up, I can sing, I just choose not to.
Jin: Sure.
Yoongi: listen to Trivia: seesaw and you'll SEESAW for yourself.
Jin: did you just make a dad joke?
Yoongi: I did, and I nailed it-
Jin: okay-
Yoongi: Bitch.
Jin: OKAY, as amazing as that is, please turn the music off. We have a dance practice early in the morning, and as the older members, we need to set an example for the younger ones.
Namjoon: .......okay, but do you wanna join us though?
Jin: NO! I told you, I won't do it!
Hobi: Not even if we sing your favorite karaoke song?
Jin: .....
*An hour later*
Jin: and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU AHOHOHOHOHOHUHOH-
Namjoon: wow, that escalated quickly.
Hobi: should we, like, stop him? Because I feel like we should stop him, but I also, like, don't want to. Yoongi, what do you think?
Yoongi: I think that I'm way too drunk for this conversation.
Namjoon and Hobi: Same.
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