Jimin: Guys, Tae's birthday is less than three days from now. What do we've got?
Namjoon: I ordered a dog shaped bouncy house. I chose the one for big kids.
Yoongi: What does that even mean?
Namjoon: I was too embarrassed to ask, especially after I had to explain the woman on the phone that I was ordering the bouncy house for a bunch of grown ass men
Yoongi: Legit-
Jimin: Guys, focus! How about the food? Jin, did you finish ordering everything from the catering place?
Jin: Yep - five buckets of fried chicken, a chocolate fondue with 15 different kinds of fruits, alcohol, and A LOT of edible glitter
Jimin: Great! I've prepared the activities for the birthday party. We're going to play a game that revolves around Tae. Yoongi, how about you?
Yoongi: I finished with the playlist for the party. I included karaoke songs, too
Hobi: And I bought the decorations already, now we just need to hang them
Jimin: Okay, so we finished preparing everything.... Wait, Kookie, what about your part?
Jungkook: What do you mean?
Jimin: You were supposed to get the cake from that special bakery shop!
Jungkook: Oh, SHIT, I forgot about that!
Jimin: How could you forget your only task?!
Jungkook: I was busy editing the birthday presentation. Do you know how distracting it is to stare at pictures of Tae all day? I got lost in his eyes so many times it took me like six hours
Jimin: Yes, Tae is unbelievably handsome, but it doesn't matter right now!! We'll never get another cake on time!
Hobi: There are other bakeries around, you know
Jungkook: Yeah, but there aren't any other bakeries that would agree to bake us a Namtiddies shaped cake
Namjoon: EXCUSE ME?!-
Hobi: It'd be weird to eat a cake that's shaped like that
Jin: Pfft, I eat that cake everyday
Hobi: WUT-
Jungkook: EWWW JIN, GROSS!! YOU GUYS ARE OUR DADS, WTF-
Jin: Hehe, I don't what's wrong with me today, I think that since Tae isn't here I feel obligated to be the perverted one-
Namjoon: KIM SEOKJIN YOU BETTER CALM DOWN OR YOU WON'T GET A PIECE OF THAT CAKE FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH-
Jin: OKAY, I'm just saying, babe, that it makes sense that they wanted to bake a cake that's shaped like you, because you really are a -
Namjoon: Don't say it-
Jin: -A beef cake
Namjoon: ------------That's it, no more cake for you
Jim: NOOOOOOOOOOO-
