Jungkook: okay, who did it?
Jimin: did what? Oh, god, did you find the shrine that tae and I created for you?
Jungkook: what? No. Wait, WHAT?
Jimim: forget about it, HAHAHA. I was kidding, right, tae?
Tae: riiight, we totally DIDN'T create a shrine with a huge picture of you shirtless on top of it, and Jimin totally DOESN'T kiss that photo every night before he goes to bed-
Jimin: SHUT UP!
Namjoon: okay! So as unsettling as Jimin's obsession is, it's clearly not what Jungkook wanted to discuss. So, what is it, JK?
Jungkook: okay, so I have a box under my bed- a really special box.
Jim: what's inside the box? Is it filled with dirty magazines?
Jungkook: Eww, no! nobody reads anymore, you old man.
Jin: call me an old man again, and the present I got you for your birthday is cancelled.
Jugnkook: fine, who cares?
Jin: it's a bouncy house.
Jungkook: I apologize for disrespecting you, you truly are the best hyung on this planet.
Yoongi: you're turning 22, you can't be bribed so easily.
Jungkook: hyung, a bouncy house is my one and only weakness!
Tae: bouncy houses and bouncy booties.
Jungkook: dude!
Jin: ew!
Jimim: hehe, that's actually pretty accurate.
Yoongi: you're all hopeless. JK, what was in the box? Was it something valuable, like money or jewelry?
Jungkook: no, it wasn't anything like that...
Tae: so was it something embarrassing, like nude pictures, or like that hilarious video Namjoon made for Jin when he was drunk?
Jin: what video?
Namjoon: NOTHING! Don't worry about it. Taehyung, you said you won't tell anyone about it!
Tae: yeah, but only because I didn't want Jin to know that you were hitting on me-
Namjoon: I SENT IT TO YOU BY MISTAKE AND YOU KNOW IT!
Jungkook: guys, we're getting off track again. We still haven't found out who took my box.
Jimin: if you tell us what was inside the box, maybe we'll be able to figure out who would want it.
Jungkook: No, I.... I can't tell you. It's too embarrassing. Plus, you're all here, so maybe someone broke in and stole it.
Yoongi: why would a burgluer steal a plain box? And also, we're not all here- hobi was gone all day.
Jugnkook: you're right! I was so worried about my box, that I forgot about him! He has to be the one who took my box. but why would he do it?
Hobi: because, I was preparing your birthday gift.
*Everybody turns around. Hobi walks through the door. In his hands he's holding Jungkook's box.*
Jungkook: HOBI? so you ARE the one who stole my box!
Hobi: I didn't steal it, I just borrowed it. I needed it for your present. Plus, we had to keep you distracted so you wouldn't notice that I was gone.
Jungkook: what do you mean by 'we'? Wait... Did you guys know where my box was all along?
Tae: surprise!
