*Halloween at the bangtan house*
Jin: Guys, hurry up! We're going to be late to the party.
Tae: Wait, we're going to a party? I thought that we were going to be trick or treating this year!
Jin: Tae, we're too old for this. Plus, we're adults - we can buy ourselves as many snacks and chocolate bars as we want.
Tae: Oh, man.... I was so ready to scare all of the old ladies in our neighborhood.
Jin: Okay, kind of a weird thing to look forward to, but don't worry, we can still scare the people in the party. I heard that the Got7 members going to be there.
Tae: Yey! I love pranking Got7.
Jin: What are you guys going as? I don't get your costumes.
Jungkook: I'm a scary bunny.
Tae: I'm a scary alien.
Jimin: I'm a mushroom.
Jin: ......Just a mushroom? Not a scary mushroom?
Jimin: Nope, just a mushroom. I didn't need to add anything - mushrooms are terrifying anyway.
Jungkook: What? No they're not. Haha-
Jimin:- Do you want us to talk about your fear of girls?
jungkook: Shut it, I'm not afraid of girls...
Tae: ......Anymore.
Jungkook: YOU KNOW WHAT?!-
Jin: Stop it, NOW! This is one of the best holidays of the year. Let's try not to fight today.
Jimin: You're right. Well, let's talk about something else - what is your costume?
Jin: Me? I'm a greek god, of course.
Jungkook: Of course..........
Yoongi: We're ready, let's go.
Everyone: AHHHHHHH!!!
Jimin: Yoongi..... What IS this?
Yoongi: What? It's supposed to look scary.
Jin: Scary, not mentally scarring.
Yoongi: Oh, relax, It's just me. As an old man. An old man who came to life and came to murder the ones that angered him.
Jungkook: Well, it's horrifying. Thanks for the nightmares, hyung.
Hobi: Be careful, JK... You don't want to upset the zombie.
Jin: Hobi! Um. Are you coming as.... A can of sprite?
Hobi: A SLUTTY can of sprite!
Jin: Right.... Not obsessive at all. Well, Namjoon is the only one left. He told me that his costume is so scary, it's going to beat all of you guys' costumes.
Tae: Huh, he wishes!
Jungkook: Yeah, he could never top our costumes.
Yoongi: Agreed. I mean, Namjoon is a good guy, but he doesn't have a single scary bone in his body.
*Namjoon walks in the living room.*
Namjoon: Are you guys ready?
Everyone: OH, GOD!!!
Hobi: NOT THE NO MORE DREAM OUTFIT! GOD, NO!
Tae: THE CATERPILLER HAIR IS BACK! I REPEAT, PEOPLE, IT'S BACK!
Yoongi: #$%$^%&#%#% GET OUT OF THE WAY, I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!! WE NEED HELP! HELP!!!!!!!
Namjoon: Not sure whether I should be offended or not right now, but okay -
