Tae: I had a weird dream last night.
Jimin: oh, really? What was it about?
Tae: I was taking a nap in the living room, when suddenly Jungkook ran into the room, holding a pair of underwear in his hands, and then locked himself in his room. Two seconds later Jin ran into the room too, shouting something about JK stealing his lucky underwear, and then-
Jimin:-Jin knocked on JK's door and told him that if he won't open the door he will throw his xbox out of the window?
Tae: shit, how did you know?
Jimin: I had the same dream! Wait... What if we have psychic powers?
Tae: dude, that would be so dope! We could read people's minds-
Jimin: -yeah, and we can know what people think of us!
Tae:- we can achieve WORLD DOMINATION-
Yoongi: oh for the love of god, you didn't dream the same dream, it was all real! You two fell asleep in the living room after eating four bags of potato chips and drinking three bottles of cherry soda, and then Jin and Jungkook had that stupid fight 'cause Jin made fun of Jungkook's old coconut haircut and Jungkook stole Jin's lucky underwear. I had to order three buckets of fried chicken just to calm them down.
Tae: so... We're not psychics?
Yoongi: NO.
Jimin: that's kind of disappointing - I was so sure we were reading each other's mind.
Tae: yeah, me too. But I guess that psychics abilities aren't real.
Jimin: hey, why don't we try, just for fun?
Tae: sure, but it would probably not work. Okay, on three. One, two, three-
Tae and Jimin: JUNGKOOK'S BUTT CHEEKS!
Tae: ....OH SHIIIT
Jimin: WE ACTUALLY DID IT!
Tae: WE'LL BE UNSTOPPABLE
Yoongi: why do I even bother anymore?
