"Jin: You know something? I love you.
Yoongi: I love you too.
Jin: Let's get married and run away together.
Yoongi: But... What about Namjoon and Hoseok?
Jin: We'll bring them with us!
Yoongi: To the unicorn land?
Jin: Yes!!
Yoongi: Okay. Let's do it!
Jin: YEYYYY
Yoongi: WEEEEEE
Yoongi and Jin: POLIAMORIA IS GREAT!!'
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Jimin: Yeah, you should definitely not let Jin see this.
Tae: Are you SURE though? 'Cause maybe it'll help him forget about that awesome- I mean, that HORRIBLE fanfic that was written about us.
Jimin: I don't think it'll help. Plus - Do you actually ship YoonJin? It's like the worst ship.
Tae: TAKE THAT BACK, YOU WEIRD-ASS HOPEMON SHIPPER!
Jimin: WHAT?! Hopemon is more probable than YoonJin. Jin and Yoongi could never be together.
Tae: Yes they can!!
Jimin: They always fight and you know it!
Tae: THAT'S OBVIOUSLY JUST BECAUSE OF THE SEXUAL TENSION, YOU UNEDUCATED POTATO MONSTER!!
Yoongi: Would you two SHUT UP?! Both of your ships are trash!
Jimin: AHHH! Yoongi!
Tae: Were you here the entire time?
Yoongi: Yep.
Jimin: How come we didn't notice you?
Yoongi: I was laying on the floor and pretended to be a carpet. It's this game I like. I was playing it with Jungkook, but I think he gave up like an hour ago.
Jimin: So why did you stay here?
Yoongi: why wouldn't I? I was finally starting to feel like a rock. At least, until you two disturbed me with your dumb argument.
Tae: Okay then... So, what do you think? What is the superior ship- YoonJin, or Hopemon?
Yoongi: I dunno, I was always a fan of Yoonward.
Tae: ?
Jimin: ?
Yoongi: ............. Yoongi x award.
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Tae: Okay, you win
Jimim: Yep, nothing could ever beat that
