Jimin: Okay, people need to stop shipping Tae and me
Tae: Yeah, for real, we're just friends
Jimin: Maybe we should sing about it in the next album
Tae: Yeah! We'll sing about how we're each other's soulmates
Jimin: Wait, I thought a soulmate means something romantic. Don't you think people will be confused?
Tae: Nahh, no way. It's soulMATES. 'mate' means 'friend'. They'll get it
Jimin: ......Yeah, you're right, it makes perfect sense, they'll never misinterpret it and think we're in love, they're too logical and sane for that
Tae: Exactly!
*Meanwhile, in the army community*
Vmin shippers: THIS SONG PROVES THAT WE WERE RIGHT!!
Jikook shippers: THIS PROVES NOTHING!!!
Yoonmin shippers: Guys, this is a silly fight, considering the fact that you're both wrong-
Jikook and Vmin shippers: SHUT UP-
