Hobi: Flowers and chocolates?
Jimin: no, too corny.
Hobi: how about that new video game that just came out?
Jimin: He already bought it.
Hobi: what? It's not even out in Korea yet!
Jimin: yeah, he stayed up all night bargaining with a sketchy guy he met online. I'm pretty sure he got in trouble with the Swedish mafia, but he got the game, so that's not an option.
Hobi: hmm... Why don't you write him a poem?
Jimin: our date is tomorrow, I don't have time for anything complicated. If only I could get him something really special, like an autograph from his favorite celebrity.
Hobi: girl.
Jimin: what?
Hobi: GIRL.
Jimin: WHAT?-
Hobi: You're PARK JIMIN! You're a worldwide superstar. You can get an autograph from whomever you want!
Jimin: urgh, I don't know. Isn't using my status for something like this a bit immoral?
Hobi: dude, yesterday I read at least fifty tweets of celebrities who want to meet us. I think they'll be happy to hear that Kookie wants THEIR autograph.
Jimin: hmm... You know what? Okay! I'll try. There, I'm writing to a few celebrities and asking if they can give Jungkook their autographs. Wait, but I can't write in English.... I know! I'll put my messege through google translate, I'm sure nothing can go wrong with that.
Hobi: yeah, it's legit, for sure
*Ten minutes later*
Jimin: Um, Namjoon?
Namjoon: yeah?
Jimin: I tried to give Jungkook a gift and now I think I accidentally promised to collab with half of America's artists
Namjoon: wait WHAT-
