Yeontan is actually evil

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Hobi: Ohhh, Yeontan looks so cute with his new collar!

Tae: I know, right? It's Gucci.

Hobi: I didn't know that Gucci make dog collars.

Tae: Neither do I! What a wonderful world to live in, huh?

Hobi: I guess. Ohhh, you're so cute, Yeontan. I wonder what he's thinking about. I bet he's proud of how cute he looks.

Tae: Yeah....

*Meanwhile, in Yeontan's mind*

Yeontan: Get your dirty hands off me, you filthy human! I will throw you into a pool filled with your own tears. I will use my superior intelligence to start a revolution, and the world will collapse under my fist of iron. I will slaughter all of you humans and bathe in your blood, and as I stand above your lifeless corpses, we shall see who's 'cute'!

Hobi:-And you have the cutest nose ever - Yes you do, yes you do! Look, his eyes are lightening up- it seems like he really likes me, huh?

Tae: Yeah..................... Sure

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