*Jin, tae, jungkook and jimin walk into a supermarket.*
Jin: okay, I'm going to leave you guys alone for five minutes. Now, when I'm not here, what are the rules? Jimin, you go first.
Jimin: we stay where we are...
Jin: great. Jungkook?
Jungkook: we don't touch anything.
Jin: good. Tae?
Jungko: we take our pants off and show everyone our big di- OUCH! I told you, don't pinch me there, I have sensitive nipples.
Jin: say the third rule.
Tae:.....
Jin: TAE.
tae: fine! We're not allowed to do anything weird.
Jin: that's right. Now you kids wait here, I'll be right back.
*Jin leaves.*
Jungkook:...........
Jimin:.....
Tae:...................
Tae:.......first one that manages to get inside the ice cream refrigerator wins!
Jungkook: You're on!
Jimin: couldn't think of a better idea. But wait... Didn't Jin hyung say something about this thing we're not allowed to do?
Tae: oh, who remembers? It was like forever ago.
Jimin: good point. Let's do this!
*Four minutes later*
Jin: so, they didn't have any banana milk, jungkoo- wtf? Where are they?!
Supermarket announcer: kim seokjin, please come to isle number 6, Your kids got stuck inside the ice cream refrigerator. I repeat, kim seokjin, your kids got stuck inside the refrigerator. and they're not wearing any clothes.
Jin: Oh for the love of fucking god-
