Yoongi: Chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side is NOT an acceptable meal.
Hobi: Yes it IS!
Yoongi: It's WATER with more WATER! I don't get it.
Hobi: Well, it doesn't matter, because it has a good flow. Do you really think a song about YOUR favourite food could sound this good?
Yoongi: Of course it could!
Hobi: I doubt it.
Yoongi: ......
*The next day*
TV reporter: BREAKING NEWS! BTS' Suga had announced the title of his new single via Twitter- 'Meaty meat'! Fans had been speculating that the song will revolve around the subjects of forbidden love, sexual attraction and human desires. Many are expecting it to be the most controversial and intriguing song of the year.
*Meanwhile, at the bangtan house*
Hobi: Aren't you taking it a bit far?
Yoongi: It wasn't that hard. I just wrote the lyrics, recorded and produced it during the night.
Hobi: But won't the fans be disappointed when they'll realize it's just a song about meat?
Yoongi: They'll never know.
Hobi: What? How?
Yoongi: I just wrote in a very clever way.
Hobi: No way - let me read the lyrics real quick.
......
Hobi: Wow, you were right. If I didn't know it was about meat, I would have never noticed all of the meat references. How did you do it?
Yoongi: Well, it's simple. I'm a genius.
Hobi: .......
Hobi: ...............
Hobi: Do you wanna go and... Eat some meat?
Yoongi: Nah, I'm not hungry.
Hobi:
Yoongi:
Hobi:
Yoongi:
Yoongi: - OH WAIT, you mean?-
Hobi: YES
Yoongi: YES I'D LOVE TO EAT SOME MEAT THANK YOU
