"Roses are red
Violets are blue
I feel like puking
When I am with you".
Jungkook: so.... What do you think?
Tae: wait, I'm confused- is this supposed to be romantic?
Jungkook: Obviously, yeah! Why, what's wrong with it?
Tae: Um, you said that you feel like PUKING when you're with him.
Jungkook: yeah, because of the butterflies in my stomach! Ugh, never mind, forget about that one. Listen to this-
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your abs are delicious
Like a big, steamy stew".
Tae: Wow.
Jungkook: Yeah, it's pretty good, huh?
Tae: oh no, that's way worse than the other one.
Jungkook: What?! Why?
Tae: why would you compare his abs to a stew?
Jungkook: because it's ORIGINAL!
Tae: well, yeah, but it's also kind of gross. What else do you got?
Jungkook: Um, let me see....
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm so grateful and glad
That I am with you-"
Tae: ooh, that's actually sweet-
Jungkook: "and also your butt is smokin' hot".
Tae: ..... Okay, now I'm really confused. Why did you add this last line?
Jungkook: because I wanted to add a line about his butt, but I didn't know how to fit it into the poem.
Tae: okay. Listen, maybe you should consider making something else for him.
Jungkook: But what else can I do? Our date is tomorrow, and I don't have anything prepared.
Tae: Hm... Ooh, I know! You can give him a a video compilation of all of your sexiest moments.
Jungkook: I don't have time to edit that-
Tae: There, I sent it you. It's kind of long, but I think he'll like it.
Jungkook:........... Tae, why do you have a half hour video titled "Junkook's sexiest moments" on your phone?
Tae: You're not special or something, I have sexy video compilations of all of the members.
Jungkook: WHY?-
Tae: I DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO YOU-
