Tae: Stop looking at my butt.
Jimin: Stop looking at MY butt!
Tae: I wasn't!
Jimin: Liar, I saw you!
Tae: How did you see me if you weren't facing me?
Jimin: I WAS facing you
Tae: Dummie, if you were facing me, then how the hell did I even see your butt?
Jimin: ........ Okay, fine, I wasn't facing you-
Tae: I KNEW it, you lying ass HOE-
Jimin: But I KNOW that you looked at my ass!
Tae: HOW?
Jimin: ....... I could just feel it
Tae: That's just dumb-
Jimin: But you DID stare at my butt, didn't you? Come on, admit it!
Tae: ........Okay fine, I did.
Jimin: AH HUH! I KNEW IT!
Tae: Don't get too excited, I was just thinking about how our butts would look like if we combined them-
Jimin: That is literally the weirdest and yet most intriguing thing you've ever said-
Namjoon: Guys, we're in the MIDDLE OF A FUCKING INTERVIEW-
Tae and Jimin: Oh RIGHTTT-
