Yoongi: What do you MEAN it's being delayed? I need this package to arrive within the next three days! I can't believe it. That's not okay. Good day to you, sir.
Namjoon: What happened, Yoongi hyung?
Yoongi: I ordered something for Hobi's birthday, but now the post office called to inform me that my package is being delayed, so I won't get it for another week
Namjoon: Oh, that really sucks!
Yoongi: Yeah, and the worst part is that I don't have time to think of a new present
Namjoon: You can take him to his favourite restaurant, or to a spa, or something
Yoongi: No, I don't wanna give him a plain, boring gift. I want to give him something special, to show him how much he means to me
Namjoon: Oh, I get that....
Yoongi: Ugghh, that present was PERFECT, but the post office guys ruined it! They're so annoying! It really pisses me off
Namjoon: Umm, yeah, I totally understand why you're angry-
Yoongi: I mean, why can't they do their job right?!-
Namjoon: I mean, I'm sure they didn't mean for it to happen-
Yoongi: -It's just INFURIATING! I'm going to do something about it, something that will show them that they shouldn't have done that-
Namjoon: -What are you talking abou-
Yoongi: -I'm going to do something drastic, something that will draw their attention and teach them a lesson!-
Namjoon: -Yoongi hyung-
Yoongi: -They will regret the day they made this mistake, and they will BEG for my forgiveness!
.........
Namjoon: You're not gonna KILL them, right?
Yoongi: WHAT? Of course not!! Why would you think that?
Namjoon: I don't know, you're the one who was talking about making them beg for your forgiveness!
Yoongi: Yes, but I was thinking about sending an angry letter to their boss, or maybe giving them a bad review online, or something! I'll never kill anyone, I'm not a monster
Namjoon: Oh, okay. Phew. I was starting to get nervous-
Yoongi: I mean, it's not like they did something truly evil, like picking their nose at a movie theatre and then wiping their hands on their chair
Namjoon: .......... You know what? I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that and move on with my life
Yoongi: Legit
