Yoongi's gift to Hobi

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Yoongi: What do you MEAN it's being delayed? I need this package to arrive within the next three days! I can't believe it. That's not okay. Good day to you, sir.

Namjoon: What happened, Yoongi hyung?

Yoongi: I ordered something for Hobi's birthday, but now the post office called to inform me that my package is being delayed, so I won't get it for another week

Namjoon: Oh, that really sucks!

Yoongi: Yeah, and the worst part is that I don't have time to think of a new present

Namjoon: You can take him to his favourite restaurant, or to a spa, or something

Yoongi: No, I don't wanna give him a plain, boring gift. I want to give him something special, to show him how much he means to me

Namjoon: Oh, I get that....

Yoongi: Ugghh, that present was PERFECT, but the post office guys ruined it! They're so annoying! It really pisses me off

Namjoon: Umm, yeah, I totally understand why you're angry-

Yoongi: I mean, why can't they do their job right?!-

Namjoon: I mean, I'm sure they didn't mean for it to happen-

Yoongi: -It's just INFURIATING! I'm going to do something about it, something that will show them that they shouldn't have done that-

Namjoon: -What are you talking abou-

Yoongi: -I'm going to do something drastic, something that will draw their attention and teach them a lesson!-

Namjoon: -Yoongi hyung-

Yoongi: -They will regret the day they made this mistake, and they will BEG for my forgiveness!

.........

Namjoon: You're not gonna KILL them, right?

Yoongi: WHAT? Of course not!! Why would you think that?

Namjoon: I don't know, you're the one who was talking about making them beg for your forgiveness!

Yoongi: Yes, but I was thinking about sending an angry letter to their boss, or maybe giving them a bad review online, or something! I'll never kill anyone, I'm not a monster

Namjoon: Oh, okay. Phew. I was starting to get nervous-

Yoongi: I mean, it's not like they did something truly evil, like picking their nose at a movie theatre and then wiping their hands on their chair

Namjoon: .......... You know what? I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that and move on with my life

Yoongi: Legit

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