Namjoon: man, I can't believe I'm twenty five.... I feel so old.
Jin: that's nothing- I'm going to turn twenty seven soon. I might as well just start counting my remaining days before I meet my inevitable demise.
Namjoon: wow, that's dark-
Jin: -I'll look so handsome in my funural clothes, though
Namjoon: -never mind. Anyways, isn't it weird to you?
Hobi: it's SO weird. Yesterday I went to a coffee shop, and I drank black coffee. With NO SUGAR! It was so bitter.
Namjoon: Listen, I know I'm not really that old, but I FEEL old. Sometimes I listen to th conversations of the maknae line, and I don't understand a SINGLE THING.
Hobi: me too!
Jin: honestly, I don't even bother to keep up with all the new trends anymore. They just keep changing, and I ain't got time for this shit. And these trends keep getting dumber! My face is way too pretty to be wasted on stupid challenges on Instagram.
Hobi: I actually do try to keep up with the trends, but I feel like I'm getting a little old for that.
Namjoon: wow... I guess we actually need to grow up, huh?
*Yoongi walks in, wearing a big sweater and sweatpants, and holding a cup of tea.*
Yoongi: the weather is terrible today, huh? My back is killing me. I think I'm gonna read the newspaper and then take a nap.
Jin: how do you do it?
Yoongi: do what?
Jin: how are you so comfortable with being old?
Yoongi: you're older than me but okay-
Namjoon: he didn't mean it like that. It's just that... I don't know, I guess I'm scared of getting old.
Jin: yeah, me too.
Hobi: Same.
Yoongi: what? I'm happy that I'm getting older.
Namjoon: really? Why?
Yoongi: being young is so overrated. Yes, you're energetic and everything is new and exciting, but you're also so confused and lost, and you're constantly sweaty, and you wanna look cool, but your fashion sense is none-existent, so you copy the style pf your favorite singer and hope for the best. But now, I don't need to care so much about people's perceptions of me. I love wearing comfy clothes, and drinking tea, and yelling at teenagers to get off my lawn-
Jin: what? We don't even have a lawn-
Hobi: yeah, and what teenagers? Are you talking about the delivery guys that come to our apartment every week? Are you the one who had been scaring them off?! No wonder I never got those luxury socks....
Yoongi: Whatever, being old is the best. You don't need to be polite, you can sleep all the time, and you can cuss 24/7.
Namjoon:Yoongi, you do all of these things anyway. You always did.
Yoongi: oh, right
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