Hobi: Guys, settle an argument between Jimin and I. What is better - chest or butt?
Namjoon: I'm not having this conversation.
Hobi: But whyyy-
Namjoon: I don't think I even need to explain it. It's inappropriate, and way too personal, and shallow.
Jimin: ..... He's obviously a butt person
Namjoon: JIMIN!!-
Hobi: Interesting, what makes you say that?
Jimin: I've seen him checking us out countless time.
Jin: Excuse me?!-
Jimin: Relax, it wasn't even sexual - he just honestly appreciates a good butt, and fortunately for us, we've been blessed with great butts. Well, especially the maknae line.
Hobi: Pfft right! Have you SEEN Yoongi's buns?
Yoongi: Okay, first of all, don't you ever refer to them as buns ever again. Second of all, yes, I do have a great butt. But I prefer a good chest.
Jimin: THANK you! I mean, chest is the best! Namtiddies is one of the reasons I still wake up in the morning!
Namjoon: As your leader and Hyung , I'm deeply disturbed by that statement. And as your friend and band mate... Yeah, nope, still disturbed by that statement.
Jungkook: I'm surprised, babe. You have such an iconic booty. How can you prefer chests?
Jimin: What can I say? I enjoy a good chest.
Jungkook: Ummmm okay-
Jimin: I mean, YOUR chest especially, of course! That's why I loved the 'Fake love' choreography so much.
Hobi: Well, JK, I take it that you're a booty guy?
Jungkook: Nah, I like them both.
Hobi: Okay, acceptable. Jin, what about you?
Jin: I enjoy a good breast-
Everyone: Wait WHAT?!-
Jin: -Especially when it's cooked with a lot of onion. GOT YA!
*Hysterical windshield laugh*
Jimin: Ohhhh, he was talking about chicken breast. I panicked there for a minute. It was so unlike Jin to say something like this.
Namjoon: Yeah, I panicked too. Okay, I know that you guys won't leave me alone until I tell you, so there - yeah, I'm a butt guy. Now, can we finish this conversation please?
Hobi: Not yet, Tae hasn't said his preference yet. Tae, what do you prefer?
Tae: I don't know, I'm more of a legs guy, actually. Maybe necks. A good belly button is also super attractive.
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Yoongi: Is it weird that I kind of agree with him on this?
Hobi: ..... Yep, it's weird, but he's right though
Jimin: Yeah, I haven't thought of it, but necks ARE attractive
Jungkook: You guys are weird
Jimin: Wow, should I spill the tea on some of YOUR weird kinks, kook?
Jungkook: FORGET I SAID ANYTHING
