Namjoon: Okay, I have an idea. What if we write cypher pt. 5 about all of the hate we got from akagaes and saesangs?
Yoongi: I thought about that, but a part of me doesn't want to give them the satisfaction of getting this kind of attention from us.
Namjoon: Yeah, I get that….
Hobi: I have an idea! What if we write about all of the racist people that said we all look alike?
Namjoon: I don't think there's enough material in there… Plus, I think it's pretty hypocritical of me to write about that, since to me, all white people look the same – at least when I first meet them.
Hobi: yeah, same…
Yoongi: Guys! I've got it. What if we we'll write about the things that annoy us the most?
Namjoon: You mean, like, in general?
Yoongi: yeah.
Hobi: Hmmm… It could work. But what will we write about, exactly?
Yoongi: Oh, I know exactly what I'll write about.
*an hour later*
Yoongi: "Your questions are dumb,
'what's your favorite food?"
Who even cares?
I am not in the mood to
answer any more questions
I'd rather write music instead
and if you'll ask who I'd like to collab with
I'd throw a lamp on your head".
Hobi: "No, I don't look like a horse
in fact, I'm hotter than you all
and my dick is so enormous
it must make you feel so small
stop with the visual rankings, bastards
we all look like fucking snaccs
and if you'll rank me last again
I'll stick my shoe up your sad ass".
Namjoon: "It's RM, not rap monster,
and no, we're not dating anyone
We won't make an album in English
We're Korean, you moron
and if someone wants a handshake
you should be polite and quick
shake his hand, give him a break
have some manners, you fucking prick!"
Yoongi, Hobi and Namjoon:
"You're an asshole, step aside, step aside
When we stand tall, you only hide, you only hide
Your questions slow us, they're so boring
you try to show us somethin', without knowin'
that we know it all, and we're going
we ain't got time for you, yeah we're flowing
whoo!"
Yoongi: That was perfect.
Hobi: yes! We should send it to the other producers.
Namjoon: Wait, guys… I just remembered that we promised Taehyung that he'll be a part of the next cypher.
………….
Hobi: We can't let that happen.
Namjoon: Agreed.
Yoongi: Well, I guess cypher pt. 5 will never see the light of day…
Hobi and Namjoon: Yeah……..
………………
Hobi: You know, Tae isn't THAT bad, maybe we should try -
Yoongi and Namjoon: Hobi NO
