Jin: Jungkook, can you go to my bedroom and bring me my slippers?
Jungkook: I CAN, but I won't
Jin: Aishhhh, do you know how much money I spent buying food for you?! Ungrateful punk-
Jungkook: -Okay, okay, I'll do it
*Later*
Jin: Jungkook, pour me a glass of water, please
Jungkook: Pour it yourself
Jin: You PUNK! I could buy A HUNDRED THOUSAND BOXES of gold with all of the money I spent paying for your meals-
Jungkook: OKAY, I'll do it!-
*That night*
Jin: Jungkookie, can you bring me my blanket?
Jungkook: I'm busy
Jin: What?! Do you know how much money I-
Jungkook: No!! You used that trick twice today, it won't work a third time! You didn't even buy me this many meals. You just say it to get me to do stuff for you. I'm not doing it.
Jin: ............ Fine. Remember this later.
*The next day*
Jin: And then I said, "that's not a flower, it's just my face".
Hobi: Wait, you said that to the clerk at Starbucks?-
Jungkook (from inside his room): JIN HYUNG!!!!!!!!
*Jungkook enters the living room.*
Jin: Yes, what is it, Jungkookie?
Jungkook: JIN HYUNG HOW COULD YOU DO THIS I'M-I-YOU- YOU-
Hobi: Kookie, calm down. Whatever it is, I'm sure it's not that bad-
Jungkook: YES IT IS!! HE STOLE MY CREDIT CARD AND USED IT TO BUY 100 BOXES OF ALPACA MILK-
Hobi: Okay, that's kind of weird, but it's not THAT bad-
Jungkook:- AND THEN HE SENT ALL OF THEM TO CHARLIE PUTH, ON BEHALF OF ME!!
Hobi: Oh, wow, um- well, I'm sure Charlie will be touched by it-
Jungkook:- NO HE WON'T IT'S WEIRD JIN HYUNG HOW COULD YOU?!
Jin: I don't know what you're talking about, I would never. I mean, who would do such a thing? (Sips tea)
Jungkook: .............. I will beat you up.
Jin: Touch me and Charlie Puth will get a MUCH more embarrassing gift from you.
Jungkook: .....What did you do?
Jin: I think you know.
Jungkook: Wait, not the picture-
Jin: That's right. Your pale, slightly mustached, skinny, horribly awkward 14 year old self, eating a giant hot dog at the amusement park, staring into the camera and crying as a man in a Micky mouse costume hugs you. THAT picture.
Jungkook: YOU WOULDN'T!!
Jin: Try me.
Jungkook: I - you- I HATE YOU!!
*Jungkook storms out.*
Hobi: .....Wow. Weren't you being a bit harsh?
Jin: Nope. He needs to learn how to behave.
Hobi: He's a 22 year old man
Jin: And yet he still hasn't realize that the picture we were talking about was deleted years ago, and that I'd never spend his money just to get back at him, and that I would DEFINITELY not send it to a celebrity who doesn't know us and could report us to the police
Hobi: So you pretended to do all of these things.... To teach him a lesson?
Jin: Exactly
Hobi: Damn, it is NOT wise to get on your bad side
Jin: Damn right it isn't.
