Hobi: YOONGI!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!
*yoongi bursts into hobi's room*
Yoongi: what?!! What happened? Are you okay??
Hobi: yoongi!! Thank god. There's a spider on the wall, can you get it out of here?
Yoongi: you woke me up because there's a spider on your wall?
Hobi: well, yeah! Jimin refuses to help me!
Jimin: I can't banish the spider, it might try to come back and get revenge! Plus, you're afraid of a tiny spider, but you're not afraid to wake yoongi up?
Hobi: Jimin, come on, I may be afraid of spiders, but I'm not afraid of lil kittnes.
Yoongi: I'm going to bed.
Hobi: No, waiiit, please, babe! What am I supposed to do?
Yoongi: you can come and sleep in my bed.
Jimin: haha, nice try, yoongi, but hobi will never leave me alone with a spider-
Hobi: let's go, babe. See you in the morning, Jimin- try not to die until then!
Jimin: oh my god you back stabbing HOE