*A quiet evening at the bangtan house..*
Hobi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!-
*Yoongi bursts into Hobi's room*
Yoongi: Hobi, what happened?!! Did someone break in?! Are you hurt?! Oh god, did Jimin show you the Instagram fan page devoted to your Adam's apple?
Hobi: No no, don't worry, I- wait, there's an Instagram fan page devoted to my Adam's apple?
Yoongi: I don't know what you're talking about
Hobi: ..... Alrighty! Anyways, I'm okay- nothing happened. I just was watching a scary tv show, and then it got to the spookiest part, and I turned around and got scared by my own shadow
Yoongi: ........What show?
Hobi: What do you mean?
Yoongi: What show were you watching?
Hobi: .............Thomas the tank engine.
Yoongi: Hobi, that's LITERALLY A KID'S SHOW-
Hobi: THAT TANK ENGINE IS THE STUFF OF NIGHTMARES AND YOU KNOW IT-
