* A quiet morning at the bangtan house. Tae walks to the living room and sees Hobi, who is sitting on the couch, drinking coffee. Tae sneaks behind him and puts his hands on Hobi's face.*
Tae: Peek a boo!
Hobi: MOTHER FUCKING DUCKBALLS OF CHRIST- oh, Tae, it you! God, you scared me
Tae: Yeah, sorry, I thought it would be funny to surprise you. Probably not my brightest moment. Anyway, Happy birthday!
Hobi: Thank you
Tae: So, how are you feeling? I mean, being 26 must feel weird
Hobi: It feels great!
Tae: Yeah?
Hobi: Yeah! I mean, why wouldn't it, right?
Tae: I mean, sure-
Hobi: -Anyways, it was nice talking to you, but I gotta go
Tae: Wait, right now? Where are you going this early in the morning?
Hobi: Just to the gym
Tae: Oh, okay. Maybe I'll join you – I haven't worked out this week, and Jungkook said that my arms look like noodles-
Hobi: You can't! I mean, I'd love to go with you, but maybe some other time, because I was just about to leave, and you just woke up, so you're probably not ready
Tae: But you're still wearing your pajamas-
Hobi: Umm, it's.... It's my new workout clothes! Wearing your pajamas outside is really fashionable right now. Youngsters do it all the time
Hobi: ……….. Did you eat from Jin's special cookies? Because these things are STRONG-
Hobi: No no, don't worry, I'm fine, I'm just late. Well, see you later!
*Hobi leaves.*
Tae: Wearing pajamas outside is cool now? I've been doing it for years! Wait, but no, I gotta focus. something didn't seem right about Hobi…. But what could it be?
*that evening*
Yoongi: Okay, let's go over everything one last time. Jin hyung, is the food ready?
Jin: Yup! A buffet with Hobi's favorite food, fifty different kinds of candy, and a HUGE sprite fountain
Yoongi: Good. Namjoon hyung and Jimin, how about the decorations? Did you hang them already?
Jimin: Yes! We bought sun shaped decorations, in honor of our sunshine. We even bought a huge photo of his face and taped it to ceiling!
Namjoon: Yeah, it looks creepy as hell, but Jimin wouldn't let it go
Jimin: I don't see the problem with it, Hobi and I have pictures of each other's faces hanged on our ceiling and we don't find it creepy at all
Jungkook: Babe, there aren't a lot of things that scare me, but those pictures terrify me more than death itself
Tae: But not more than girls, amiright?-
Jungkook: SHUT UP I'M NOT SCARED OF GIRLS-
Yoongi: You two, snap out of it immediately. This is Hobi's birthday, and everything has to be perfect. Now, did you finish preparing the activity?
Jungkook: Hell yeah!! Truth or dare with candy and sassy nodding, just like Hobi likes it
Yoongi: Good, so everything is ready. Remember, when Hobi walks in, don't forget to yell – "surprise!" He'll love it.
